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Been a long time since I've been this excited about a 5 year old phone

suddenly I feel like I should print and share this file

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in pokemon xy/oras, the protagonist has a wii u

combined, those games outsold the wii u

the majority of wii u consoles in the multiverse belong to pokemon characters

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The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur

I don't know what the key for the boot menu is on my laptop, so I rapidly press esc, F2, and delete, and it usually works

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all songs in a major key should have the chords replaced by the relative minor. and songs in a minor key should have their root chord changed to be the subdominant. thanks

accidentally brushed my phone on the gas pump and now it says "remove card"

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(and as a tangential follow-up, are there standards for SSL/TLS gopher connections? I'd like to see not one gopher in my URL, but a plurality of gophers:// )

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replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.

despite having literally no idea where I would use them, I'm very happy about Rust's NonZero types

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@tom We have digital signs on the highways here that say "OUI RUINS LIVES" of course referring to Operating Under Influence which is what they call drunk driving here for some reason... but like. Saying yes in French? It will ruin your life

Somehow I know this is where I'll look when I need this information

Note to self for next time: 8822 is a "staging" driver

why do the download links have inconsistent timestamp formats?

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