me: *gets password wrong*
pam_unix.so: I REQUEST A DELAY OF THE ORDER OF TWO SECOND

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I've never heard several of these songs, so the Neil Cicierega version may as well be the original

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"In reality, guess how many instances encompass half of the user base. Maybe 1,000? Alright, there are some big instances in there, so perhaps 100? Well, there are a lot of really tiny instances mixed in, so possibly only 20?

The answer?

Three."

https://rosenzweig.io/blog/the-federation-fallacy.html
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naming a source folder "build" was a dangerous decision

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tabs: better than spaces, for all indents and purposes

I keep Chromium installed because somehow it can print documents when nothing else can

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me: so.. just checking........ how many lizards am i allowed now.

property manager: the contract hasn't changed. only the dates have changed. its the same as the last contract you signed.

me: but specifically about the lizards though. just checking

property manager: 0. its 0. zero lizards

"Entropy Harvesting Daemon" sounds ominous

Is it even possible to open toots with only images in mastoweb?

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It's a Mastodon instance. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm here, and that's pretty much it.