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me: so.. just checking........ how many lizards am i allowed now.

property manager: the contract hasn't changed. only the dates have changed. its the same as the last contract you signed.

me: but specifically about the lizards though. just checking

property manager: 0. its 0. zero lizards

"Entropy Harvesting Daemon" sounds ominous

Is it even possible to open toots with only images in mastoweb?

"checking whether the C compiler works... no"
:thisisfine:

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if u take yr large bird of prey to the vet and leave without paying, they will arrest u for ill eagle activities

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I feel like we're having this conversation all the time, but what's the least broken non-webkit browser other than FF?

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apparently plugging in the Alpine install disk was enough to break booting

what we've learned today is that there are lots of Terms of Service in the world

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still wondering why lots of password managers offer the option to use them to generate 2FA OTPs

it just doesn't make sense

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mess.casa

It's a Mastodon instance. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm here, and that's pretty much it.