vpzom @vpzom@mess.casa

me: so.. just checking........ how many lizards am i allowed now.

property manager: the contract hasn't changed. only the dates have changed. its the same as the last contract you signed.

me: but specifically about the lizards though. just checking

property manager: 0. its 0. zero lizards

if u take yr large bird of prey to the vet and leave without paying, they will arrest u for ill eagle activities

I feel like we're having this conversation all the time, but what's the least broken non-webkit browser other than FF?

can someone go cancel systemd

I love this post, go read it all.

https://allthingslinguistic.com/post/182044214117/do-you-know-how-to-capitalize

"you’re coming from another part of the internet/a completely different context where, when looking at how i and other (educated, intelligent) people in my age group speak online, you completely miss the nuances and brush it off as something to be mocked, because in the circles you’re a part of varied capitalization is interpreted as a sign of incompetence."

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cable modems are garbage: a new post

https://blog.xkeeper.net/thoughts/rants/cable-modems-are-garbage/